Debi went swimming tonight, so I asked her to pick up something from KFC for me. Given that KFC's major output is chicken, how come there was a 40 minute wait? It has also been known for the same place to run out of chicken. I've never known Burger King to run out of burgers or a Pizza shop to run out of pizzas.

I had the strangest helpdesk call today... "There's steam coming out of my printer".  Well I suppose that's one way to get a new printer, but one's already on order.

I suppose that's the benefit of being the boss.